William J. Archer

William J Archer is an almost middle-aged husband, and father of two (yeah, third person, but William J Archer can be like that sometimes. He will never do it again though, he finds the level of detachment too real). 

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I have been honing my literary skills in secret, training in monasteries across the globe, and I am now prepared to come out of hiding and judo-chop my “target audience” into submission. 

The word on the street is that I'm slightly unhinged, which, if true, is perfect. I suppose I just naturally affect a convincing "writer" persona. 

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When this writing thing pays off big-time, I am gonna get so drunk.